Hate to break it to you Hairy, but the finer things in life come to me. Suna and massages - you call those the finer things in life...LOL.

Paying someone to rub your back is not even teetering on the finer things in life.

Although I can tell you enjoy those facials 😉

Hairy,

do you actually think you can write a message like;

"May 1000 crusty camel herders de-louse themselves in your annal cavity."

And be even considered a lady.

LOL.

And the Champion is ..... HAIRY .....!!!

Congratulation on winning this years male competition for Burping and Farting AT THE SAME TIME tournament.

What I know is that we really got into the "All American"'s "head" (or that used to be a head, or never was a head). This desert Hollywood born clown, "educated" in trash-posting, needs "audience" badly, and knows that we don't need him, so he keeps developing verbal diarrhea frequently aggravated with masturbation bouts to keep himself afloat in his own crap.
P.S. He's lucky in one - he knows what NASDAQ is. He-heh.

AllAmerican's wish list for some of the finer things in life that come abegging for him:

Big Mac
Bleacher seats at a ball game
Six pack of Bud Light "cans"
Remote controlled TV
Boiled hotdogs
Torn at the knees jeans "Hmmmmmm"
Five year old car, with dings and dents
Six pack of Bud Light "cans"
Hanging out at the local pub with the guys
Joining a dating service
Living in a trailer park
Jar of Vaseline
Tuna fish sandwhich
Six pack of Bud Light "cans"
Spending 23 hours a day on line
Geeky friends (all male)
Big brothers hand-down clothes
Mothers hand-down clothes
Six pack Bud Light "cans"
Giving yourself facials "picking your zits"
Extra bar of soap
Wearing shoes
Picking through dumpsters
Six pack Bud Light "bottles for the holidays"
Father gives you your haircuts "from the neck up"
Graduated from eighth grade twice
Going to the beach with Canadian Bacon
Toothpaste
TV dinners
Enama bag
Having a roast pork barbeque with Jake B
Six pack Bud Light "cans"
Going to Bingo with your Aunts
Letting 65 Hells Angles bikers hock loogies in your Chinese food
3 pairs of underwear
Eating your heart out while reading Playgirl
Six pack Bud Light "cans"
Nose hair clippers
Frozen pizza
2 camels
1 goat
Tube of Preperation H
$118.37 in the bank
Dr Scholls foot powder
Vacation in pick-up truck in back of trailer
Big night of digging night crawlers


What with your penchant for the finer things in life I'm sure you'll make some big strong American girl very happy.