The pisser is back. I piss on Dimitri and his
ideals.

sorry guys..the "pisser" is my neighbor-jerk at work who's modem is connected to the same IP as mine..he was just trying to be funny, I guess
He's goint to pay this time too - he owes me lunch now.

AFGHANISTAN DECLARED JIHAD (the holy war) ON RUSSIA --- AGAIN! THAT'S RIGHT, THEY DECLARED IT BEFORE AT LEAST COUPLE OF TIMES.

IF YOU FORGOT ALREADY --- ONE OF THOSE TIME WAS BY "MUSLIM SCHOLAR" WHO WAS RELEASED DURING INDIAN AIRPLANE HI-JACKING. HE WENT STRAIGHT TO AFGHANISTAN AND THE FIRST THING HE DID, HE DECLARED JIHAD ON RUSSIA. HE ALSO SAID THAT HE ALREADY GOT ARMY OF 500,000 MEN WHO ARE READY TO FIGHT IN ... KASHMIR. I GUESS HE WAS VERY CONFUSED.

CB sounds like Matthesson.
* Right.

LET'S PLAY A GAME! LET'S EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US WRITE A "SUPPORT LETTER" TO QOQAZ.NET WITH SOME HIDDEN MESSAGES. AT LEAST SOME OF THE LETTERS ON THEIR WEBSITE WON'T BE WRITTEN BY THEM THEMSELVES!

ex: Oh my brave mujahideen brothers, may Allah guide you in your victory and straight to Eternal Paradise!

PS: DON'T FORGET TO USE YOUR FAKE E-MAIL ADDRESS LIKE, ABDULLAH@MAIL.COM

DON'T FORGET TO SAY YOU ARE FROM US, RUSSIA OR SOME EXOTIC COUNTRY --- THEY LOVE THOSE!

he must've had problems with directions..those freakin' maps!

http://www.afghan-web.com/

TO QUOTE WEBSITE --- "The Friendliest Country in the World, Possibly the Universe"

Ibn'Umar,
wanna hear something, perhaps, amusing? I went to http://www.afghan-web.com/ , tried to log in to their chat-room and after being rejected guess what kind of message I got?

HOST UNREACHABLE!


makes one only wonder..

COALITION DARLINKS:

I VOULD LIKE TO TAKE DIS OPPORTUNITY TO SINCERLY
TANK EACH AND EVERYVON OF YOU FOR YOUR CONFIDENCE AND ACCEPTANCE OF MY PETITION, AS INITIALY SPONSORED BY DIMITRI, FOR FULL MEMBERSHIP IN THE ESTEEMED COALITION. UNDER THE DIRECTION AND LEADERSHIP OF THE GREAT PRESIDENT URN, I HAVE EVERY CONFIDENCE THAT THIS DECISION, VITCH YOU HAVE MADE, VILL PROVE MOST VALUABLE TO DEE GOALS AND OBJECTIVES OF DEE COALITION. "I AM READY TO SERVE."

DIMITRI DARLINK, I VILL PRESENT YOU MIT A SPECIAL DANK YOU VEN I NEXT SEE YOU.

I HAVE INFILITRATED DEE "MUSLIM WOMEN'S LEAGUE", VICH IST AN ORGANIZATION VICH REPRESENTS ABUSED MUSLIM WOMEN. I SERVE AS CHIEF LEGAL COUNCIL AND AM PREVY TO ANY AND ALL INFORMATION ON DEE MENTAL STATE AND MINDSET OF MUSLIM MEN "term to be taken lightly." IN ADDITION, DIS ORGANIZATION MONITORS ANY AND ALL ACTIVITIES VITHIN DEE MUSLIM VORLD.

I VILL PASS ALL INFORMATION AND INTELLIGENCE VICH I GATHER ON TO DEE COALITION VIA REPORTS IN DEE "CAMEL NUTS GAZZETTE." DIS VAY I AM ASSURED OF MAINTAINING MY COVER AND VICH VILL SERVE AS A MOST SUITABLE PLATFORM FOR DEE TRANSFERING OF CRITICAL DATA IN A SECURE MANNER.

DEE COALITION VILL SERVE TO DEE BETTERMENT OF DEE NON-MUSLIM VORLD TODAY, TOMORROW AND FOREVER. "ALAH WHO?" "MOHAMMED WHO?"

Hello all on this most wacked message board. I see that Russia has decided to close off Grozny and not let people who left back. I think is a good thing for now. It has been widely reported that there are many mines and booby traps left in the city and since it is not a habitable place to live it seems to makes sence for now.

http://daily.webshots.com/?950647415

FYI: Got into the chat-room @ afgan-web.com...
Appears to be a room designed for the likes of that piss ant Canadian Bacon. Their all a bunch of mental midgets posting completly childish nonsense. Maybe they wound the towels on their head too tight.

AFGHANI THINKING: HOW OLD ARE YOU, MULLA? SOMEONE ASKED, 'THREE YEARS OLDER THAN MY BROTHER.'HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? 'REASONING. LAST YEAR I HEARD MY BROTHER TELL SOMEONE THAT I WAS TWO YEARS OLDER THAN HIM. A YEAR HAS PASSED. THAT MEANS THAT I AM OLDER BY ONE YEAR. I SHALL SOON BE OLD ENOUGH TO BE HIS GRANDFATHER.'