Cana...bacon-field


You have no friend in Toronto who is working for Canada and you are not an english-canadian.You are a BULL SHITTER... A born canadian (like me) hate a bastard like .... You are a stranger and...F..k you.

101 Clear

Contradictions in the Bible


by : Shabir Ally
Al-Attique Int'l Islamic Publications


 


  Who incited David to count the fighting men of Israel?


(a) God did (2 Samuel 24: 1)


(b) Satan did (I Chronicles 2 1:1)





  In that count how many fighting men were found in Israel?


(a) Eight hundred thousand (2 Samuel 24:9)

(b) One million, one hundred thousand (IChronicles 21:5)





  How many fighting men were found in Judah?


(a)  Five hundred thousand (2 Samuel 24:9)

(b) Four hundred and seventy thousand (I Chronicles 21:5)





  God sent his prophet to threaten David with how many years of famine?


(a) Seven (2 Samuel 24:13)

(b) Three (I Chronicles 21:12)





  How old was Ahaziah when he began to rule over Jerusalem?


(a)  Twenty-two (2 Kings 8:26)

(b) Forty-two (2 Chronicles 22:2)





  How old was Jehoiachin when he became king of Jerusalem?


(a) Eighteen (2 Kings 24:8)

(b)  Eight (2 Chronicles 36:9)





  How long did he rule over Jerusalem?


(a) Three months (2 Kings 24:8)

(b) Three months and ten days (2 Chronicles 36:9)





  The chief of the mighty men of David lifted up his spear and killed how many men at one time?


(a)  Eight hundred (2 Samuel 23:8)

(b)  Three hundred (I Chronicles 11: 11)





  When did David bring the Ark of the Covenant to Jerusalem? Before defeating the Philistines or after?


(a) After (2 Samuel 5 and 6)

(b)  Before (I Chronicles 13 and 14)





  How many pairs of clean animals did God tell Noah to take into the Ark?


(a) Two (Genesis 6:19, 20)

(b) Seven (Genesis 7:2). But despite this last instruction only two pairs went into the ark (Genesis 7:8-9)





  When David defeated the King of Zobah, how many horsemen did he capture?


(a)  One thousand and seven hundred (2 Samuel 8:4)

(b) Seven thousand (I Chronicles 18:4)





   How many stalls for horses did Solomon have?


(a) Forty thousand (I Kings 4:26)

(b)  Four thousand (2 chronicles 9:25)





  In what year of King Asa's reign did Baasha,   King of Israel die?


(a) Twenty-sixth year  (I Kings 15:33 - 16:8)

(b) Still alive in the thirty-sixth year (2 Chronicles 16:1)





  How many overseers did Solomon appoint for the work of building the temple?


(a) Three thousand six hundred (2 Chronicles 2:2)

(b) Three thousand three hundred (I Kings 5:16)





  Solomon built a facility containing how many baths?


(a) Two thousand (1 Kings 7:26)

(b) Over three thousand (2 Chronicles 4:5)





Of the Israelites who were freed from the Babylonian captivity, how many were the children of Pahrath-Moab? 


(a)  Two thousand eight hundred and twelve (Ezra 2:6)

(b) Two thousand eight hundred and eighteen (Nehemiah 7:11)





  How many were the children of Zattu?


(a) Nine hundred and forty-five (Ezra 2:8)

(b) Eight hundred and forty-five (Nehemiah 7:13)





  How many were the children of Azgad?


(a) One thousand two hundred and twenty-two (Ezra 2:12)

(b) Two thousand three hundred and twenty-two (Nehemiah 7:17)





  How many were the children of Adin?


(a) Four hundred and fifty-four (Ezra 2:15)

(b) Six hundred and fifty-five (Nehemiah 7:20)





  How many were the children of Hashum?


(a) Two hundred and twenty-three (Ezra 2:19)

(b) Three hundred and twenty-eight (Nehemiah 7:22)





  How many were the children of Bethel and Ai?


(a) Two hundred and twenty-three (Ezra 2:28)

(b) One hundred and twenty-three (Nehemiah 7:32)





  Ezra 2:64 and Nehemiah 7:66 agree that the total number of the whole assembly was 42,360. Yet the numbers do not add up to anything close. The totals obtained from each book is as follows:


(a) 29,818 (Ezra)

(b) 31,089 (Nehemiah)





  How many singers accompanied the assembly?


(a)  Two hundred (Ezra 2:65)

(b) Two hundred and forty-five (Nehemiah 7:67)





  What was the name of King Abijah’s mother?


(a) Michaiah, daughter of Uriel of Gibeah (2 Chronicles 13:2)

(b) Maachah, daughter of Absalom (2 Chronicles 11:20) But Absalom had only one daughter whose name was Tamar (2 Samuel 14:27)





  Did Joshua and the Israelites capture Jerusalem?


(a) Yes (Joshua 10:23, 40)

(b)  No (Joshua 15:63)





  Who was the father of Joseph, husband of Mary?


(a) Jacob (Matthew 1:16)

(b) Hell (Luke 3:23)





  Jesus descended from which son of David?


(a) Solomon (Matthew 1:6)

(b) Nathan(Luke3:31)





  Who was the father of Shealtiel?


(a) Jechoniah (Matthew 1:12)

(b) Neri’ (Luke 3:27)





  Which son of Zerubbabel was an ancestor of Jesus Christ?


(a) Abiud (Matthew 1: 13)

(b) Rhesa (Luke 3:27) But the seven sons of Zerubbabel are as follows: i.Meshullam, ii. Hananiah, iii. Hashubah, iv. Ohel, v.Berechiah, vi. Hasadiah, viii. Jushabhesed (I Chronicles 3:19, 20). The names Abiud and Rhesa do not fit in anyway.





  Who was the father of Uzziah?


(a)   Joram (Matthew 1:8)

(b)  Amaziah (2 Chronicles 26:1)





  Who as the father of Jechoniah?


(a)   Josiah (Matthew 1:11)

(b) Jeholakim (I Chronicles 3:16)





  How many generations were there from the Babylonian exile until Christ?


(a) Matthew says fourteen (Matthew 1:17)

(b)  But a careful count of the generations reveals only thirteen (see Matthew 1: 12-16)





  Who was the father of Shelah?


(a)  Cainan (Luke 3:35-36)

(b)  Arphaxad (Genesis II: 12)





  Was John the Baptist Elijah who was to come?


(a)  Yes (Matthew II: 14, 17:10-13)

(b)  No(John 1:19-21)





  Would Jesus inherit David’s throne?


(a) Yes. So said the angel (Luke 1:32)

(b) No, since he is a descendant of Jehoiakim (see Matthew 1: I 1, I Chronicles 3:16). And Jehoiakim was cursed by God so that none of his descendants can sit upon David’s throne (Jeremiah 36:30)





  Jesus rode into Jerusalem on how many animals?


(a)  One - a colt (Mark 11:7; cf Luke 19:3 5). “And they brought the colt to Jesus and threw their garments on it; and he sat upon it.”

(b)  Two - a colt and an ass (Matthew 21:7). “They brought the ass and the colt and put their garments on them and he sat thereon.”





  How did Simon Peter find out that Jesus was the Christ?


(a)  By a revelation from heaven (Matthew 16:17)

(b)  His brother Andrew told him (John 1:41)





  Where did Jesus first meet Simon Peter and Andrew?


(a) By the sea of Galilee (Matthew 4:18-22)

(b)  On the banks of river Jordan (John 1:42). After that, Jesus decided to go to Galilee (John 1:43)





  When Jesus met Jairus was Jairus’ daughter already dead?


(a)  Yes. Matthew 9:18 quotes him as saying, “My daughter has just died.”

(b)  No. Mark 5:23 quotes him as saying, “My little daughter is at the point of death.”

THANK YOU ABDULLA. WE REALLY ENJOYED YOUR POSTS.
(come on people, he hardly ever hears that!)

Lets see how long this lasts. A good test to see how rough Putin wants to play with the Russian press and population. Hmmm.......

http://www.moscowtimes.ru/17-Feb-2000/stories/story3.html

Hi,

I'm Abdullaha mom. Now ya'll know he's a real dumb motherf*cker, so why bother him. He is so f*cking stupid he'll reply to almost anything that hurts his little bitch-ass feelings. Please leave this pathetic bastard alone. He would like to live a good muslim life, die and find Allah, where they can both suck cock for eternity. Now Abdullah, my dear queer, your grandmother asked me to tell you not to forget to go f*ck yourself, o.k.

Love MOM

I see that Kissie has conveniently skipped the issue of the buying and selling of poor Russian and Ukrainian women by her Jewish friends in Tel Aviv.

I can't say that I'm suprized, our crafty little Jewsess is most skillful at diverting the issue, when her Hasadic buddies are involved.

damn, arent you gone yet?

why do you insist kissie is involved with such a thing?

'hasadic buddies'?

are you caucasian, bacon/matthesson? should you therefore be harrassed for every caucasian transgression?

or are you saving that for later, when you portray jesus and 'die for our sins'? you still trying to work out a tv deal for that?

yeah, right.

L'menexe:

Could you kindly take a moment to provide me some claification to what I consider to be a serious personal attack on me in your posting and which was challenged by DIMITRI. Yes DIMITRI and I are close and for your edification we are both members of the COALITION lead by the great, one and only, URN.

You indicated that you were tired and was just rambling when you made the highly off key remark. That may be true and I would very much like to consider it to be an error in judgement on your part. If that is the case, I would like to caution you that levels of self control, self disipline and ethics is warranted when dealing with the unknown. Yes the unknown, for you know not of the far reaches I am capable of.

You are not of the caliber of that annoying, piss ant of a little man Canadian Bacon. I believe you to be a most crediable person and I am willing to overlook your attack providing you offer a retraction and to extend me a public apology which I strongly feel I am owed.

I await your response.

DIMITRI DARLINK:

My hero, I would of responded sooner. However, I was on assignment and was not available. Thank you from the bottom of my heart for your counterattack pursuant to the offkey remark by L'menexe. It's nice to know that there are still some real men out there. You are the best, "you big hunk you."

Hairy Mary

You are not of the caliber of that annoying, piss ant of a little man Canadian Bacon. I believe you to be a most crediable person and I am willing to overlook your attack providing you offer a retraction and to extend me a public apology which I strongly feel I am owed.

Please don't be angry with me. I meant what I said before - I would be more than happy to mail you and your poor kids some money. I have immense sympathy for single welfare moms.

By the way, I am 6' 2", I don't know that your definition of little is?"

Hairy Mary

You are not of the caliber of that annoying, piss ant of a little man Canadian Bacon. I believe you to be a most crediable person and I am willing to overlook your attack providing you offer a retraction and to extend me a public apology which I strongly feel I am owed.

Please don't be angry with me. I meant what I said before - I would be more than happy to mail you and your poor kids some money. I have immense sympathy for single welfare moms.

By the way, I am 6' 2", I don't know what your definition of little is?"

Canadian Bacon:

WELL, WELL, WELL, LOOK WHO CRAWLED OUT FROM UNDER IT'S ROCK. NOW TWERP, IF YOU CAN SUMMON ALL THE FORCES WITHIN YOUR PEA BRAIN MEMORY, I PREVIOUSLY INDICATED TO YOU THAT I HAVE NO CHILDREN AND THAT I DONATE MORE TO CHARITABLE ORGANIZATIONS THAN YOU MAKE IN A YEAR. I CAN SAY THIS WITHOUT ANY HESITATION FOR THE LEVEL OF MENTALITY WHICH YOU HAVE DISPLAYED INDICATES THAT YOU HAVE 18 YEARS OF EDUCATION (WENT ALL THE WAY UP TO THE 9TH GRADE TWICE) AND THAT YOUR VOCATION IS THE EMPTYING OF SLUDGE FROM PORTABLE TOILETS.

YOU LITTLE MAN, YOU CLAIM TO BE 6'2". HOW FITTING THAT THEY NOW PILE SHEET THAT HIGH.

WE NOW ALL AWAIT YOUR EVER INSPIRING
RELGIOUS RENDITIONS.

HEY EVERYONE;

NOTICE HOW LONG IT'S TAKING THAT PISS ANT OF A LITTLE MAN TO RESPOND TO MY LAST POSTING. BET HE'S SCURRYING AROUND LOOKING FOR, WHAT HE CONSIDERS, A SUITABLE RELIGIOUS QUOTE TO RESPONSED LIKE HE ALWAYS DOES WHEN, LIKE THE RODENT THAT HE IS,IS BACKED INTO A CORNER.

Bacon, until You submit two references, signed by reputable institutions, - You're off recognition. References to submit:
i) A reputable mental clinic reference stating that, You are not currently (or were not previously) under any mental disorder medical treatment or medication.
ii) A police statement, confirming that, You have no previous record of detention on charges of paedophilia or other sexual perversions, applicable to You.
P.S. For You to enjoy.
For You to enjoy.