"""And then compare the Russian crap above with what the rest of the world thinks about the Russian aggression:

http://www.kavkaz.org/pressa.htm (in russian) or http://www.chechnya.xnet.is (English). """

how about in Japanese, girl?

"""Di, what i meant is that it is a pity to read your japanese, which sounds so childlish (or may be it is your level...)"""

balalaika,
what I meant, is that you are too stupid to realize that I am just learning the Japs..for a 21y/o you don't strike as a bright person, if my Japs creates such a reaction outta ya..sorry..

bal,
ne psixyi, yspokoisa, dishi glyboko, i togda do tebia mojzet i doidet..

I am Big Bad Di-kun...BBD.

Dimitri, OK I am lost what is all this about Japaniese.

By igor ( - 206.47.244.62) on Monday, February 28, 2000 - 03:11 pm:
CHECHEN-KABOB? WELL DONE OR BURNT?



Sick little gay bastard aren't you?
206.47.244.62


How about bankrupt Russian Kebobs for the next five decades! now thats a REAL laugh!

Ok, Gonz, here's what happened:
Miss Arx and I were exchanging greetings and I was showing off by being a polyglot(polishing my bad Japanese, which I've been seriousely interested in for the last few months or so..)..anyway, Balalaika, here, got on my case because my Japanese was a bit childlish(in her own words)..so take it from here..

Oh Canada...are you some kind of anti-semite? Bigot remarks just make the one who uttered them look ignorant.

CAMEL NUTS GAZZETTE (Monday 28 Feb)


New York, 28 Feb-- "ALL AMERICAN" TELLS CAMEL NUTS
"I'M PROUD TO BE GAY"....All American, the turban headed New York taxi driver of DMS fame came out of the closet yesterday after it was revealed that he is not a real American. The Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation congradulates All American for his courageous decision, and applauds the Camel Nuts for it's fair and accurate reporting.

The GLAAD's Executive Director said, "All American should be proud in the knowledge that by telling his story he is a role model for gay Muslims Freedom Fighters worldwide who may be struggling with their own sexual orientation."

All American will be leaving his job as a New York City taxi driver and will be going to Chechnya to open up a new gay bar. After and extensive search, he has hired Canadian Bacon to be the General Manager and Abdullah as the Pivet Man.


Ankura Turkey.... "TURK COMMISSIONED TO SCULPURE NEW MEMORIAL" Australia's very own Turk has been commissioned by the Turkish Government to design a 6'2" pile of human fecal matter as a memorial to the gallent Chechan Freedom Fighters. It is entitled "This is the Way to Heaven"

Turk has appointed the 6'2" Canadian Bacon to be the model for this artwork. "A better model will never be found'" echoed Turk, "Bacon is perfect in this role." In addition, Turk has hired the services of divers Faiz Khan and B who will be the swim team who will be gathering the excreatment from the cesspools in Kabul. " They really know their sheet," quiped Turk.

The work is expected to be completed by end of the week and a dedication is planned for next week.

Madison Round Garden.."IGOR KO's ABDULLAH".. What was clearly expected, Igor flattened Abdullah in the 3rd round of a slugfest which was not expected to go that long. The first 2 round Abdullah was annoying Igor with wimppy yap yap yaping which Igor easily deflected. In the 3rd Igor come out with a thunderous cross, a picture of a rather stinky Abdullah's family reunion. This knocked Abdullah to the canvas for the count.

The crown erupted in thunderous laughter when, the smiling head of a gerbil was seen protruding from Abdullah's rectum. Animal rights groups have demanded an investigation.

"Hairy Mary Editorial" Not for the

As per the suggestion of my good friend Dimitri, I started the day with a good breakfast...eggs, toast, grapefruit, juice, coffee, "NO BACON". I said goodby to my houseguest "KIM," and headed off to my office downtown. Near the subway station I saw a pile of vomit on the sidewalk, and for a second that it was a picture of Canadian Bacon, I thought I was going to bring up my breakfast. But the feeling passed quickly as I realized that it wasn't Bacon. I went down the stairs, paid my fare and went down to the platform.

The train was crowded, and I had to stand, as usual. Typical ethnic mix of Muslims, Islamic Fundamentalist, Polish, Irish, etc. Suddenly this big towel headed Muslim guy yelled "I gotta vomit! Stop the train dammit!" There was a scuffle of feet as people tried to get away from him, but there was really no where to go.

Fortunately, we were approaching a station, and the train soon stopped. Unfortunately, the door in front of the big towel headed Muslim guy was jammed. A passenger named Fred D managed to open the window next to the jammed door, and the guy stuck his head out the window. Unfortunately, when he blew out all his Canadian Bacon, about five Muslim Fundamentalist on the platform got hosed. There was much curing and yelling in Arabic going on.

I got out the rear door, with my hand over my mouth and nose and waited for the next train. The rest of the trip was uneventful, and I got off at my downtown stop.

The rest of the day was pretty normal, with my work, etc. I had a delightful lunch at my favorite Italian resturant. I rode the subway home.

When I gor off at my station, on the opposite track a huge dirty, stinky Canadian Bacon was rummaging through a bag of garbage. Sickening, I got out of the station a few blocks from my townhouse, and I was feeling pretty satisfied that I was heading home in pretty good shape. I was walking by a fish and chips stand, and this disgusting, smelly Canadian Bacon was with equally smelling and disgusting Turk, Abdullah, and Faiz Khan. They were stuffing down what they found in the trash barrel, while belching, farting and picking each others nose.

When I got home, I told Kim about the disgusting things I saw throughout the day, and she thought it was oh so funny. Bet she thinks that a screen door hatch on a submarine is funny too. Anyhow, within about an hour, Kim had me laughing too. She made reservations at a lovely resturant and assured me that we would not see Canadian Bacon on the way.

wow

Dimi-kun,

Sorry, had to feed the hordes, bath and put them to bed. My Son's birthday party!! 4 today.
No, definitely impressed with your Japanese.
To answer, thanks I'm fine, my mouth's watering though,turn up the grill,I say.
Right off to read your site in English, then.
See ya soon,
Kim -cujimi
(this is getting silly)