I can just confirm that story about the lighthouse is a real one. I heard it 3 years ago from very reliable sources.

Armenian,

Watch Out - Canadian Bacon might wanna burn an Armenian flag somewhere in Burmingham or Wales, just like mattesson threatned to do with Russian flag in "Flagstaff"(LOL), AZ.

"BIN LADEN MAY PULL PLUG ON FINANCIAL AID TO CHECHNYA"

KABUL - 08 Feb (Camel Nut Gazzette)

Kuckasuka bin Dawgafuker, spokesman for the Ayatolla Assaholla, said today that Unsama bin Laden was in contact with the Ayatolla Assaholla to voice his disapointment with the lack of committment and jihad responsibilities as displayed by the mighty mickey mouse Chechan warriors. "They are not following the directions of the Almighty Allah" said bin Laden. According to Kukasuka bin Dawgafuker, bin Laden has been upset with reports that rather than fighting, the freedom fighters are constantly engaged in focusing on the lips protruding from behind the massive beards of their fellow warriors. "It is all to apparent that they are thinking of vaginas rather than the tasks as prescribed by Allah." Bin Laden further stated that "we cannot expect a successful counterattack when our gallant fighters are constantly walking around with erections and that, yes they are holding up in the mountains but not to escape the Russian military but rather to pleasure each other." "If this display of gayity continues, I will be forced to redirect further intended Chechnian financing to brother Saddam.

According to bin Dawgafuker, The Ayatollah Assaholla will support this move for he strongly believes that Saddam is a survivor and great fighter who stands on the sidelines and/or hides so that others will be sacrificed while doing his bidding. The Ayatolla Assaholla further stated that "this is all to apparent by his sudden willingness to join hands with Russia and if we lose in Chechnya, by the grace and leadership of Allah we will defeat the Russians through the great manipulator Spineless Saddam the Merciless."

"Saddam's heroic forces do not have beards with lips protruding rather they have womb brooms over their lips and will not be as easily distracted," according to bin Laden.

2 Dimitri
Yeah, thanks, I forgot. This guy has all flags in stock just in case he needs to send out the flames. LOL

Do you hear, CB? KOZLIK, come out!

Dimitri,

Sorry dude but when I opened the site there were A LOT of symbols I just couldn't figure out. Must mean I don't speak Russian, huh? LOL

What was it in reference to?

Come on now, where's all the betting folk around here? Dead or Alive? URN, since you're the pres around these parts, ya giving any odds?

My bet....thumbs down, dead.

"With the information stonewall that Putin has created, Babitsky was inconvenient," Maskhadov was quoted as saying. "That's why so many methods could be used to liquidate him. It's rough what they do to their own citizens."

Savik Shuster, director of Radio Liberty's Moscow bureau, said he felt increasingly "gruesome" about whether Babitsky would be found alive. But he said Russian authorities had been caught off guard by the strong reaction at home and abroad.

"They never expected such a reaction, especially in Russia," Shuster said by telephone. "They appear to be looking for a face-saving solution. But I don't understand whether this is with the eventuality of Andrei Babitsky being dead or alive."

http://www.russiatoday.com/chechnyainfocus/news.php3?id=132522

Bones, who cares about Andrei Babitsky, he was an American citizen anyway. And a Jew. Didn't look good on Basaev's resume to hang out with the infidel.

p.s. WE SHOULD THANK AMERICAN POLITICIANS FOR GROWING PRICE OF THE OIL. THAT'S RIGHT, NOW YOU HAVE TO PAY MORE FOR GAS, AND RUSSIANS ARE MAKING MORE MONEY TO FIGHT CHECHENS. A NEW RECORD, $27.07 per BARREL OF OIL THANKS TO THE STOPING OF RUSSIAN OIL TANKER.

Bones,

The one that I was referring to you was posted by: By Ibn 'Umar ( - 152.163.207.183) on Monday, February 7, 2000 - 10:27 pm. - about Canadian/American true story..that was a trip!READ THAT ONE, and let me know..

as per the Russian link that I posted...if I encode it in Latin alphabet, I guess that wouldn't help, eh?! *grin*
just goofing around...the article by ex-Minister was about the "famous" oil-tanker that was unloaded by UN in general and US in particular..wery well worded and put..on one hand he criticising US for not mentioning the incident to Russian authorities, just like they would in good-old Soviet and Perestroika times, when US who in this case was watching the tanker for quite a while, did not warn Russians about possible measures taken against embargo-breakers(even if the ship IS privately owned) before "embarrassing" your ex-fellas-Russians. I thought that was a good thing of him to mention..however he(Kozyrev) does fully realize the whole oil-stealing thing was probably done by some hypocritical "inti-western" minded schmock from the ex-President's Cabinet..who will deny the obvoius, but when confronted with proof, will start crying and whinning..

DIMITRI MY DARLING:

I trust you are well and that you had a wonderfull weekend....

Ibn 'Umar,

Sorry to bust your ballon but get your facts straight. Andrei Babitsky is/was a Russian citizen who worked for the U.S.-funded Radio Liberty. And old hop-a-long should be glad he's hang'ng with anybody these days.

baby-Mary,
A weekend without you..would not qualify as a weekend at all 😉


how's EVERYTHING?

Dimitri Darlink:

Everything is simply vonderful, I vas tinking about you for last several days and vut you may be doing perhaps golf yes or no?. Hey did you read last edition of Camel Nut Gazette about Bin Laden?

Dimitri,

Sad but true, that Canadian story is true. Read it a few years back. Idiots, but then again who's perfect? LOL!!!

The tanker story, happens every time. Gotta love the politics, eh? But Sir....really....please don't fire me. *Whinning uncontrollably*

Latin? Damn...MORE unidentifiable symbols, great! LOL

Hey,

Get a room! LOL