With the summer upon us, think I'll have my leg, toes and underarm hairs curled so that I can look good when I wear sandels, tank tops, shorts and mini-skirts.

BROWNSTAINS ALLAM: I beg to differ with you, who's making fun of themselves? These are just some secrets that I failed to bring forth and feel I must now confess. Furthermore, are you becoming frustrated that your being beaten to the punch? HE HE HE. I JUST KNEW, IN DUE TIME, THAT YOU WOULD NO LONGER BE ABLE TO SIT BACK AND RESIST TEMPTATION AND YOU WOULD, SOMEHOW, RESPOND IN KIND. GOT YA. SUCK A LEMON WACKO. HE HE HE

psss: Before one can laugh at others one must be willing and able to laugh at oneself. Says me.

Mary,
Toe nails are my specialty. I actually have a colection of toe nails from famous people, even some from Elvis. You should be a big Elvis fan if you-all are into that HEE HAW stuff. Just let me know and I'll bust out the shavers and the clippers. I do have to confess though I'd rather chew the toe nails off...

Sorry for the typo that was "collection"

BETTERTHAN: I'm not into HEE-HAW, that's my twin sisters name. I'm really blushing right now ...bcause you say that you rather chew toe nails off. OH MY, OH MY, OH MY...and here I was thinking how excited BROWNSTAINS AllAM and SWEETCHEEKS BACON got when they were in the backseat of the infamous pink taxi cab. Anyrate, must be off for now. Good laughs, thanks guys.

BETTERTHAN...I'll especially talk to you later. HE HE HE