BaronVonLonely,

The baron walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As the bartender watches he drinks one drink and pours the other one on his hand. He orders two more drinks and does the same thing. The third time the bartender asks the baron what's going on. "Why are you pouring that drink on your hand"? The baron smiles at him, winks and says "I'm trying to get my date drunk."

Maybe some clam digging like last weekend.....

mmmm clam digging!!!!!

Hell is a place where ...

all the police are German;
the British are the chefs;
the Norwegians are the singers;
the French are in charge of organisation;
the Australians are the lovers;
the Swiss run the navy;
the Americans are the brewers;
the Belgians put up the signposts;
all the comedians are Swedish;
the South Africans are in charge of racial integration;
the only logic is Irish;
the speech therapists are Scottish;
the Ethiopians are in charge of agricultural policy;
the Italians run the armed forces;
the Indians are in charge of birth control;
the tour companies are run by Icelanders;
all the economists are Brazilian;
the Serbs are in charge of human rights;
the Spanish are the road builders;
all the orphanages are run by Romanians;
.. and the common language is Dutch;

Betterthan

Have you noticed that once again gutless has not responded. Believe me, he's reading every word that's being posted. But like the scared rabbit that he is, again, he will not respond to a challenging posting. Therefore, I have put an investigator under contract to locate the hillbilly trailer park where, NO SHOES QUEEN BROWNSTAINS lives. So I'll be on call this weekend awaiting his call. Then I'll be off to confront this fargen coward.

ps: I have every confidence that after I'm finished with him he'll come crawling back to this board as a humble gentlemen begging for our forgiveness. That is after he recovers from the severe injuries that I along with my prison guard twin sister are going to inflick on him, ie., break his jaw, cut out his tongue and for good measure so that he'll always remember me, chop off his teeny weeny boyhood and throw it to the flies..Wonder what Sweetcheeks Bacon is going to do now? Ummmmm, probably contact Stinky Bernstein.

Mary,
Well I guess your fun is up for now until he comes back for more. I think the baron is gone for the day, what fun. Just like with jake b. So I hear you have taken care of your back? Now you can wear that two piece bikini!

BETTERTHAN:

2 piece...NO, NO, NO way my boy....I'm going topless.

BTW: I'm not having fun with that piece of sh!t..I'm serious

Mary,
OHHHH I can just picture it! Be careful and don't burn those things...

FYI:

Germans lost during WWII about 3 mln against Allies and around 6 mln against Soviets. Soviet losses were around 15 mln personnel and 27 mln total according to Soviet data (other research suggest close to 20 mln personnel and up to 40 mln overall).
Soviets' battlefield losses were about 3 men for each German and at least 2 to 1 in heavy machinery like tanks and airplanes.

GM,

another correction. You say 200,000 Allied forces troops died on the western front. The american casualities only(!) were 295,000 dead. And that is out of about 16 mln. Those high-school history books..I'd tell ya.. n-o-t good.

Country Military/ Civilian/ Total
Soviet Union* 8,668,000/ 16,900,000/ 25,568,000
China 1,324,000/ 10,000,000/ 11,324,000
Germany 3,250,000/ 3,810,000/ 7,060,000
Poland 850,000/ 6,000,000/ 6,850,000
Japan 1,506,000/ 300,000/ 1,806,000
Yugoslavia 300,000/ 1,400,000/ 1,700,000
Rumania* 520,000/ 465,000/ 985,000
France* 340,000/ 470,000/ 810,000
Hungary* 750,000/
Austria 380,000/ 145,000/ 525,000
Greece* 520,000/
Italy 330,000/ 80,000/ 410,000
Czechoslovakia 400,000/
Great Britain 326,000/ 62,000/ 388,000
USA 295,000/ 295,000
Holland 14,000/ 236,000/ 250,000
Belgium 10,000/ 75,000/ 85,000
Finland 79,000/ 79,000
Canada 42,000/ 42,000
India 36,000/ ***/ 36,000
Australia 29,000/ 29,000
Spain** 12,000/ 10,000/ 22,000
Bulgaria 19,000/ 2,000/ 21,000
New Zealand 12,000/ 12,000
South Africa 9,000/ 9,000
Norway 5,000/ 5,000
Denmark 4,000/ 4,000



Total: c 61 million

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The table above has been compiled from three sources:-
1. Alan Bullock - Hitler and Stalin: Parallel Lives pp987
2. The Times Atlas of the Second World War pp204,205
3. Richard Overy - Russia's War pp288
The highest estimate for each country was selected during compilation - in the case of ref.3 the figures for military deaths are given as recent official figures and the civilian deaths are those estimated from a 1996 study by B V Sokolov - although the author points out that an accurate figure is difficult to calculate.

*The figures for these countries were very different in the three sources
** The military deaths for Spain, a neutral country during the war, are attributed to volunteers in the Axis (4500) and Allied (7500) armies. According to source 2, above, 10,000 Spaniards died in concentration camps. These figures may be very inaccurate and may be reviewed later.

*** This table does not take into account the 3 million Indians who died due to famine in 1943.

Ok I'll jump in here, I'm not taking sides!!!

Statistics of World War II
Including the European and Pacific Theaters

1)Total Deaths, 2)% of Prewar Population,
3)Military Deaths, 4)Civilian Deaths
USSR 20,600,000 10.4% 13,600,000 7,000,000
CHINA 10,000,000 2.0%
GERMANY 6,850,000 9.5% 3,250,000 3,600,000
POLAND 6,123,000 17.2% 123,000 6,000,000
JAPAN 2,000,000 2.7%
YUGOSLAVIA 1,706,000 10.9%
FRANCE 810,000 1.9% 340,000 470,000
GREECE 520,000 7.2%

looks like ya beat me to it...

yeap, dude ;)))))

Dimitri,
What the heck have you guys been arguing about regarding WW2, I haven't paid attention, been playing the childish name calling game!