To Kim To Kissie

SHALOM

It is up to both of you as good Jewish sisters to procreate and raise Jewish children who follow the Torah and Talmud. Remember we are the chosen people.

14. Simeon Haddarsen, fol. 56-D: "When the Messiah comes every Jew will have 2800 slaves."

Jake b.
As much as I hate and despise and would have shot myself, I would side with hitlers views over yours. If you look up idiot in the dictionary there is a picture of you.

A jewish, atheist,intollerant,sharp, pseudo-sanctmonios, Liberal, fanatic, feminist baby-factory....
(Sigh)

Maybe I should join the Masons........
Any more pidgeon-holes you'd like to
stick me in?

Kim

By betterthanyou ( - 155.163.223.114) on Wednesday, March 22, 2000 - 01:47 pm:

Jake b.
As much as I hate and despise and would have shot myself, I would side with hitlers views over yours. If you look up idiot in the dictionary there is a picture of you.

Goy, I hope you are not one of those hungry Russians looking for more handouts. Hitler was a barbaric monster, how dare you side with him. Even for a goy, you are incredibly stupid.

Kissie,

(grin)

Kim

ALLAMERICAN:

How sweet of you to say your glad to see me back safely...did you miss me? HA HA HA. I missed you...sooooo much in fact that during the long flight I was wondering what a day in the life of ALLAMERICAN must be like and that you probably keep a diary which reads as follows:

5AM. The sun is coming up and I AllAmerican Roach, hate light. I think I'll dial in fast to pay my daily morning compliment to L'menexe and then I'll camp out in one of my favorite places; under the toaster. Goodnight diary. Your pal AllAmerican.

7AM YOOOWW! Kissie toasts a bagel and wakes me out of my quite slumber. Gotta get away from the noise and heat. I barely escape with my life as a very angry Dimitri tries to swat me with Russia Today newspaper. A mad dash along the counter, a sharp turn down the side of the fridge. Ahhh, peace at last.

1PM A small dust bunny blows under the fridge. I check it out with an antenna. No biggie. Back to sleep.

3PM TRAGEDY! Kissie's little boy comes home from school. He yanks open the fridge, grabs a Coke and spills a liter of milk. Me and my roach pals, Turk, Bacon, Abdullah and Jake B had to scurry before we drown in this growing lake. On our way to safety, the cat catches Turk, my brother. I can't even stop to give him a proper burial. Luckily, I escape into a thin crack where the floor and cabinet meet. It's a tight squeeze, but I make it.

5PM I'm getting hungry. It's still to light out though, can't risk it.

7PM My stomach is growling like mad! I think it's dark enough to look for food. Just when things seem safe: POW! Igor turns on the kitchen light: he squished Bacon, Jake B and Abdullah. This has been a tough day for us roaches. I make a dash for cover behind the cookbook shelf. I'm staying put.

8PM Boy, something smells good. "Patience my dear AllAmerican," I tell myself.

9PM WOW! Am I in luck, these people are such slobs, they left left dishes in the sink (barely scrapped) and crumbs everywhere. Best of all, the lid on the trash can is loose. PARTY TIME!

9:30 PM It's lights off as the humans go out. One wave of my antenna tells me the is some good food around. I'm even getting a whiff of some of that delicious rancid milk that was dropped earlier. Time to venture forth. YUP, I was right! I meet up with some of my family and towel headed HOMO taxi driving friends already at work on the garbage can. We all eat gobs of fish and chicken skin, take sips of old beer, and finish off with rotting banana skins. I'd give this meal five stars!

10:30 I'm stuffed, I barely make it to my bed on top of the kitchen cabinet. This is a great place to smell everything going on, especially any cute female like Ukrainiangirl that may be interested in a male cockroach like myself. HERE I AM LADIES!

11PM I'M STILL HERE LADIES. WHERE ARE YOU!

12AM Disaster strikes again! When the humans get home, they flip on the light and discover all my towel headed friends feasting on the trash. Igor and Dimitri zapped them all with some nasty spray. I miss out on a direct hit, but the poison leaves me dizzy. I barely make it to behind the stove.

2AM I think I smell a hot babe, but it may just be the bug spray wearing off. I'm going to find a new hiding place. Under the computer keyboard.

5AM I see the sun starting to peek through the window. Time for bed, but first, I'll dial in and say goodmorning to L'menexe.

Yes AllAmerican HAIRY MARY IS BACK. DID YOU REALLY MISS ME YOU LITTLE BUGGER YOU? HA HA HA HA HA

Jake B.,
No I'm a weak corrupt Russian looking for another hand out. You are right Hitler was a monster and like I said it would have given me great pleasure in shooting him myself. I guess my point being is that Hitler had an ideaoligy just like you, that you "think" you are the superior race. That's where the problems start, people like you. If you tell me that I am here to serve you because you are jewish then to bad hitler didn't get to you!

test

Jake,
what are your thoughts on Chechnyan conflict? I am certain, that is the reason for you being here in the first place, right?
BTW where in Israel do you live, guy?

All American, the Su-25 (if thats right) was a successfull weapon in Afganastan along with the Hinde 9sp) attack helecopter. The problem was Russian tactics. Russian pilots would on a regular basis fly the same routes into and out of air-bases which made them easier to find and shoot down. Now when I say successfull or effective weapon I mean so in the same sence as the American air force in Vietnam. Missions were accomplished with devistating effect on the enemy but at the same time the war was lost. The American army won every major battle it fought in Vietnam but when you are up against a foe who bascally will fight forever and you can't win hearts and minds sooner or later there comes a time to give up especally when your side wants to win quicly and go home much like Afganastan.

Dimitri, you know some people just don't get it Israel has nothing to do with the Chechnya conflict. this John B guys posts are simply the silly, I hope he is just trying to stir things up and doesn't really believe the stuff he posts.

Kim,
;o)

By Gonzo ( - 208.23.211.39) on Wednesday, March 22, 2000 - 03:45 pm:
Dimitri, you know some people just don't get it Israel has nothing to do with the Chechnya conflict. this John B guys posts are simply the silly, I hope he is just trying to stir things up and doesn't really believe the stuff he posts.

Another pea brained goy speaks!

Israel has nothing to do with Chechnya?!!

Israel provides MONEY, MEDICAL AID, FOOD etc etc for Russians. Israel has an interest to see how the money is spent.


You Russians do what you want with your OWN money, do not squander money from Israel on your fruitless efforts. Russians would be the starving beasts of the world, if it were not for Israel and others helping them.

hi Gonzo,
no shite, he is.I am certain he doesn't give a flying •••• about Chechnya nor Russia..but nevertheless I am very curious what the guy has to say about it..

By betterthanyou ( - 155.163.223.114) on Wednesday, March 22, 2000 - 01:47 pm: Jake b.
As much as I hate and despise and would have shot myself, I would side with hitlers views over ours. If you look up idiot in the dictionary there is a picture of you.

betterthanyou, you've got yourself into catch-22. "Jake" comes fresh from the Aryan Nation. So, whatever side you choose, it's "hitlers views".