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(@drdremovsapprentice)
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Dear Kim Arx,

Don't think of time in such sad manner. Come to Dr.Dremov world - your kiss will last for an hour and your hour will last for days.

Dealing with "dickless peabrains" is your mission, don't quit just like that. Babes will appreciate and thank you immensely. Try enema on yourself. It may help you to get brainwashed just like your patients. Give up honey, it's overrated.

Best of advice,
Apprentice of the Master

P.S. Idiots, say something. Ms. Arx needs a lifeline.


   
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(@kimarx)
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You're an assumptive little prick,ain't ya,sugar.

Do you need some of my attention?
Is that what this is about?
I tell you I'm not interested, and you get all hot for the chase. I guess I'm just a pricktease.

Give it up while you can
Best of advice for you.
Kim


   
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(@drdremovsapprentice)
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Dear Kim Arx,

You are on right way - it's so sweet - to inform a subject of no interest that you are not interested.

Dr.Dremov asked me to prepare you for the job proposition. Think about salary and benefits reqs. Doctor said that the subject of your work would be genetics. Cutting edge research - why rooskie reproduces like rabbits, but dies like flies, which results in the negative population growth.

As Doctor said, "long time passed since rooskies got any Nobel Prize. I'll be freaking amazed if we won't get at least three this time: Medicine, Chemistry and Peace Prize".

The proposal will arrive within an hour. Stay tuned, don't go away.

Interested in you,
Apprentice of the Master


   
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(@chechenionok)
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My deal with dr. Hrenov ahd his apprentice:
It was much of pleasuure to meet this exuse of human. Apprentise took my broken russian dialect for real and expecting gesheft provided me best blow service he could. Thart western hobby not apprishiate by Shariat rules was disgusting, thats why I cut out his ears. Than I demand to throw away all the bibles and commit a circumsizes. He jumped out of pants, but I faled to find any pimps like a ••••. This guy was transsexual faggot, that why I cut nose. I told him : Russian was an obsticle to my ancestor Chinquis Chan to finish a holy mission, so I'm here to fix it. He was just a shrimp and had no money. I told him to pray 5 times a day, he was sluring... Allach Akbar...ruskie come and save me, that why I cut all his fingers, but left one to tipe trash on Russians as I want. Then I'l finish him and his faggy office.


   
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(@drdremovsapprentice)
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Your account, dear rooskie, is most amusing. Doctor appreciates and wholly on your side. That's why Nobel Peace Prize will be ours. When we, with Ms.Arx, will find a way to prevent a last stage of this genetic metamorphosis (a fly), then will reduce the rooskie aggressiveness dramatically (rabbits are most peaceful creatures).

Doctor says, "I'm on your side, I'm wholeheartedly with you".

Most amusing,
Apprentice of the Master

P.S. I can not register you today. Though Doctor's cable is also all time online, he does not accept registrations until Monday.


   
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(@chechens)
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befor you will find the way, your wife nill produce a lot of chechenionks. Enjoy the price I.ll use your wife


   
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(@Anonymous)
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doc, stop it, will ya? enough already


   
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(@Anonymous)
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Doc, stop the reserch, it's open house in your home


   
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Apprentice talking to his wife Freddy: tomorrow we are going to ask Dr.Hrenow why that russians have a kids, but we no one. We suck each other so intensively? May be you should be a men and me wife.


   
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(@saladin)
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Mem,

>> Those guys were in INGUSHETIA. They weren't part of the 'anti-terrorist' operation. They were simply conscripts who served their time in Ingushetia (NOTHING TO DO WITH CHECHNYA, they might as well somewhere near Moscow, or Far East). They finished serving and were on their way home. "Brave Mujahideen" killed a bunch of 18 year olds. I bet they are very proud.<<

"All of those who died fought in Chechnya," the Russian colonel said, contradicting claims by a top Russian general that the dead soldiers had played no part in the battle to crush separatists in the neighboring republic."


   
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