Canadian Mujahed likes men, the only reason Chechen rebels survived for so long is excessive masturbation. By maintaining a constant state of orgasm, the mujahed fagafighters are not scared to go into battle against the much more stronger Russian Army.
But soon their cum will run out and they will then all die from drowning in the piss from themselves because they are so scared of the Russians.

By Ultra Russian Nationalist ( - 172.141.204.162) on Thursday, May 25, 2000 - 04:47 pm:
"PEOPLE, I KNOW I HAVE BEEN GONE A LONG "

Yes, I was thinking," before, Ultra was so frequent on this board that he may have put a direct shortcut to DMS on his desktop. Now he disapeared." Was he just in a e-campain for Ziuganov that after the (russian) elections he left?

I'm happy to see you anyway! I hope the newcomers will take an office in the coalition under your auspices .

GO ZOO!!!EXPECT MORE LARGE FONT WAR ON DMS!!!!

ACTUALLY FRED, THERE WAS NO SHORTCUT. I ALWAYS TYPED THE URL. AND I ALWAYS TYPED OUT MY NAME. SOME OF YOU ARE JUST TOO LAZY AND REFER TO ME AS URN. AS A MATTER OF FACT ITS A LONG STORY WHAT HAPPENED. BUT IT DOESNT MATTER. I AM BACK NOW.

MOST HIGHEST COALTION LEADER:

I humbly welcome you back..I am here to serve and await your orders..Under your esteemed leadership a gloriest victory awaits us.

WHERE'S THAT BLOWFISH BACON?

HI BETTERTHAN

Long time no speak. But been extreamly busy. Far as you wanting to wrestle, well to be foretold is to be forewarned. As previously mentioned I bench press 160kg, in addition I curl 65kg blinfolded. My WWF record is 23-0 and I wrestle under the name of Magilla the Hairy Gorilla. Are you sure you wouldn't rather just take me out to dinner in public with your family? I'll even brush my 3 teeth for you.

BETTERTHAN

Your right in your observation of the Canadian Dollar, against world currencys it continues it's slide. For your edification, and as you know I don't like to delve into facts on this board (there's enough of that around) but when it comes to dough ray me well that's another story. Here are the closing numbers for the Canadian Dollar for today.

1 dollar Canadian = .66 US
" " " = 1.43DM
" " " = .45 British Pence
" " " = 18.82 Russian Rouble

Hope this helps to reinforce your position.

WELL GUYS, GUESS I STEPPED ON THAT COCKROACH, BROWNSTAINS ALLSHITAMERICAN TOOOOO HARD Poor boy, last heard he was being treated in a psyco ward before he went off to that big trailer park in the sky. AHHHH...Does anyone know if those towelheads believe in re-incarnation?

The real terrorists

Moscow Times
Recently a Russian woman in a worn-out black coat and black scarf came to Yevgeny to report a crime. A double murder. Federal soldiers killed her two eldest sons during the army's mopping-up operations after the fall of Grozny, she says.

"They killed them just because they didn't have their papers with them. Just like that. They didn't give them a chance. They were only 18 and 21," she says, holding their passports in her hands.

She recalled how eagerly her frightened sons were waiting for the Russians to come and restore order in the city. "And yet the Chechens, the Wahhabites — they didn't touch them. And when the Russians came into the city we thought everything was going to be alright. ... And it was a Russian bullet that took them away.

"Why? What for?" the woman asks, accompanied by a wild-eyed 8-year-old boy, her only son left. The boy seems exceptionally quiet for a child of his age. Like two solemn shadows, the woman and her son wander along the well-guarded entrance to the military headquarters looking for recognition — not revenge. Revenge cannot bring her boys back, she says with a vacant look. She just wants the crime to be reported. After all, she asks, isn't this a police station?

Yeah saladin, nice story written by anti-russian crook living in moscow. Anyway, I found THIS HELLUVA FUNNY ARTICLE BY AZZAM PUBLICATION ON HOW TO BECOME A MARTYR FRED, you must read this (hint: got something to do with brainwashing!!!!) Hairy Mary will you wrestle me??

What a crock of •••• this board is!

CAN I BORROW JAKE'S SWORD? ..EH.. NO, DOC ENEMA'S BAG WILL BE ENOUGH TO HIT THAT CANADIAN BACON SCHWEIN IN HIS HEAD.. TO POUND THAT ANAL CURSE IN THE NAME OF ALLAH FLAT FOR IT TO LOOK LIKE THE KANGAROO TURK OGLY RUN OVER BY A KENWORTH ON A ROAD TO MELBOURNE.. OR WAS IT PERTH.. DOESN'T MATTER..
WHERE'S DJUMA ORANGUTANI?! GONE SOCIALIZING WITH HIS RELATIVES?LOL

Dear Ultra Russian Nationalist,

Flattery will get you nowhere,dear.

How can one person be "ganging up" on someone?

Kim

Dimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!,

Check email,

Kim

BIG HI KIMMIE BABES

How are you? Listen we haven't gotten together in a while..What's say we make some plans? I'm a bit more flexable than you (no domestic responsibilities) so I'll rely on your disgretion as to when and where we should be off to. Only thing, believe it or not, I'm tired of shopping.

Luv ya HM

psssss:Kimmie & Dimi secret msgs???? HE HE HE