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June 2, 2001 2:11 pm
http://home.earthlink.net/~calknight/Knight.htm here is the other one with his sword of truth and justice
June 2, 2001 5:14 pm
As usual notice the big ears on the clown,looks like he was slapped around a lot :):):)
June 3, 2001 3:56 pm
THE REAL PICTURES of J. BARNSWEIN NOW ON USC!!!
http://network54.com/Hide/Forum/thread?forumid=84302&messageid=991587510
June 4, 2001 2:41 pm
BARNSWEIN's REAL PICTURES
It's not working at the USC.
This is the link.
http://www.geocities.com/fredledingo/temp.html
June 4, 2001 4:04 pm
I AM CANADIAN
(clears Thoat)
(the canadian one is actually a commercial and is all true!)
Hey...
I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader...
and I don't live in an igloo, or eat blubber, or own a dogsled...
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really, really nice.
I have a Prime Minister, not a President.
I speak English & French, NOT American.
and I pronounce it 'ABOUT', NOT 'A BOOT'.
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace keeping, NOT policing.
DIVERSITY, NOT assimilation,
AND THAT THE BEAVER IS A TRULY PROUD AND NOBLE ANIMAL.
A TOQUE IS A HAT, A CHESTERFIELD IS A COUCH,
AND IT IS PRONOUNCED 'ZED' NOT 'ZEE', 'ZED'!!!
CANADA IS THE SECOND LARGEST LANDMASS!
THE FIRST NATION OF HOCKEY! AND THE BEST PART OF NORTH AMERICA!
MY NAME IS JOE!! AND I AM CANADIAN!!!!!!!!
>
I AM ITALIAN
Ciao...
I'm not a construction worker, a brick layer or a school janitor.
I don't live in a basement, or eat pasta every night.
And I don't drive a Camaro.
And I don't know Tony, Rocco or Gino from Woodbridge,
Although I'm certain they're very, very hairy people.
I drink wine...not beer. I don't use utensils for pizza.
I believe in open bars at weddings, not cash.
And its pronounced ESPRESSO, not EX-PRESSO.
I can proudly fly my country's flag out of my car during the worldcup.
Gelato IS ice cream, Biscotti ARE cookies,
Antonio Columbro IS the best of the tenors,
And it's Broo-SKetta, not Broo-SHetta!!
>
Italy is the ONLY country shaped like footwear,
The FIRST nation of soccer, And the BEST part of Europe!!
My name is Guiseppe !!!
AND I AM ITALIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
>
I AM PAKISTANI
Allo,
I'm not a cab driver, a 7-11 clerk or a gas attendant.
I don't go to fleamarkets, or worshipelephants, or eat with my hands.
And I don't know Akbar, Rampreet or Mohammed from Rundle,
Although I'm certain they're very smelly people.
>
I eat roti....not pita. I don't only shower once a week,
I believe in discounts, not full price.
And I pronounce it WHAT, not VHAT.
I can proudly fly my country's flag out of my car during a terrorist siege.
>
A turban IS an article of clothing.
Spicy foods ARE better than mild foods
Curry is a VERY tasty dish,
and it IS pronounced Gaun-dee,not Gun-dee ,GAUN-dee!!
Pakistan IS a third world country,
The first nation of Cricket
And the BEST part of the middle east!!
My name is Raheem!
AND I AM PAKISTANI!!!!
>
I AM CHINESE!
Wai...
I'm not a cook, or a computer tech, or the owner of a laundromat.
I don't live with my parents, I don't eat dog. I don't drive a souped-up Civic.
And I don't know Ping, Ching or Wing from Beddingt Heights
Although I'm certain they're very rice... I mean nice people.
>
I use chopsticks, not a fork. I rarely drive on the sidewalk.
I believe in giving cash, not gifts
And I pronounce it HELLO, not HARRO.
I can proudly wave my country's flag at a tank during a massacre,
>
Dim sum IS brunch, Gwai-Los ARE white folk
Jet Li can kick Van Damme's ass anyday.
And it IS pronounced Gon Hay Fa Choi, not Gon HEE Fa
China is the LARGEST country in Asia
The FIRST nation of PING-PONG,
And the BEST remaining COMMUNIST COUNTRY!!
My name is FUNG!!!
AND I AM CHINESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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and finally........
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I AM AMERICAN
Wassup...
I'm not particularly intelligent, open-minded, or well-liked.
And I don't live in a safe place, eat a balanced diet, or drive very well.
I don't know Shakespeare, Da Vinci or Gutenberg,
although I'm pretty sure they were American.
>
I drink beer, not water, I am outspoken, not opinionated,
Guns settle disputes, not discussions.
Winning isn't everything, it's the ONLY thing,
And it's pronounced RUFF, not ROOF.
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack, unless I go somewhere.
Burger King IS fine dining. Washing after peeing is for LOSERS,
Twinkies and Moon Pies ARE GOOD for breakfast,
I have a SHED, NOT a GARAGE, and WWF ACTION IS REAL!
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The UNITED STATES OF AMERICA is the ONLY country in the world,
The FIRST nation of IGNORANCE,
And the BEST part of SOUTH AMERICA!!
MY NAME IS JIM-BOB, I am married to my sister,
AND I AM AMERICAN!!!!!!!
June 4, 2001 4:38 pm
dunno where [you] come up w/this 'jim-bob' shwa.
and [you] believe _that_ stereotype applies to
ALL americans
ALL over america.....?
nah...-_-
the other stereotypes were probably as off-the
mark; or maybe this is humor...
dunno, didnt read 'em.
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m.Ledingue:
i cant get to these 'new' pix, not here, not at
USC.
i think the pix we already have of the mighty
ber-STEEEN will suffice....
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beginning) 3rd week without you, K-san.
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...and Kim'll be 'round a little later.
yes?
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{+3sk}
June 4, 2001 6:31 pm
Yep...
sure did seem like ber-STEEEEN live and in person
today at USC.
those pix must've got to him, Igor...
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[dsh]
June 4, 2001 6:39 pm
http://www.geocities.com/fredledingo/temp.html
L'Menexe
Click on this link. I checked it up a second ago and it's fine. (I dunno why it didn't work at USC. The image posting is not reliable).
The pics we had suffice but... these are... well more.
June 4, 2001 7:11 pm
lmao..lmao..lmao..
da foolz galleria:
fred le ding
shornyvolk..hem bein' professionl in goofin`..
add da dumbz from da stinkin` cafe grasssmokin exstasy poppin` outfit..an' ya get'em all
ya'll make me cry..lol..
http://home.earthlink.net/~calknight/
eva seen da jew sportin` jesus christ???......
yup foolz..enjoy yesselvz..da fuckk keppz foolin` ya'll in deep shittt..ahn ya`ll enjoy dis..lol..
patetik..
ya`ll neva listen..
June 5, 2001 10:34 am
Baron:
...hate to shock you all at once, but christian ber-STEEEN has pretended to be jewish for well over a year.
i suggest you take the matter up w/ber-STEEEEN...
last year Kisako shot him down in a big way by putting up a passage in Hebrew, which of course he could not comprehend...
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you disappoint me, Baron.
What would you prefer?
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Kim, where you at, mum?
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[dsh]
June 6, 2001 5:29 am
Hi L'menexe,
sorry been busy playing a game of musical offices with a bunch of physists.
Don't ask! (they think I'm their mother...here ducklings..quack!)
Fred, Really???
Baron are you easier to understand if I read you with a Scoar-et-ish a-eck-sent?
Chorney, OK, now for the ALL-AMERICAN steroe-type ??????
Have a good one, all!
June 6, 2001 3:28 pm
L'Menem's Ex Army Chief Held in Argentine Arms Probe...
...0°)
June 6, 2001 11:52 pm
?????????????
June 7, 2001 6:16 pm
