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October 11, 2000 2:06 pm
ROFL..SORRRRE
YER STILL A COCKADOOO..LOL
October 11, 2000 2:16 pm
"You want the Porshe along with the job... Welcome to All Americans life... "
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LOLLI..SORE
You named your camel "Porshe"?
LOL..ya DUMBASINO ibn POSER, ibn COCKADOO..
October 11, 2000 3:39 pm
Good afternoon gentleman!
October 11, 2000 3:46 pm
Barnyard animal posted at SC today what a fuucking goof
October 11, 2000 3:48 pm
good afternoon, Gentle Man 😉
October 11, 2000 3:51 pm
Yo momma so dumb, she installed a peep hole in her screen door.
Yo momma's so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
Yo momma's so stupid, she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DONT WALK".
Yo momma's so stupid, she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
Yo momma's so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.
Yo momma's so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
Yo momma's so stupid, if you gave her a penny for intelligence, you'd get change back.
Yo momma's so stupid, they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.
Yo momma's so stupid, under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics".
Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo momma's so stupid, at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here".. she put "Sagittarius".
Yo momma's so stupid, if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.
Yo momma's so stupid, she went for a blood TEST...and failed.
Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.
Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.
Yo momma's so stupid, when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
Yo momma's so stupid, when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
Yo momma's so stupid, when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.
Yo momma's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund!
Yo momma's so stupid, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!
Yo momma's so stupid, she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind!
Yo momma's so stupid, she hears it's chilly outside, so she gets a bowl!
Yo momma's so stupid, that she sold the car for gas money!
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
Yo momma's so stupid, she stepped on a crack and broke her own back!
Yo momma's so stupid, she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train!
Yo momma's so stupid, she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes!
Yo momma's so stupid, she thought gangrene was another golf course!
Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company! NO WONDER ANTONIO IS SUCH AN IDIOT
October 11, 2000 3:53 pm
"By Red, White & Blue ( - 194.170.163.121) on Wednesday, October 11, 2000 - 01:58 pm:
urn you Dummy...
Take a look what GoodG. has been doing to you. YOur sphincter is loose! LOl... he's been mentally F@cking your brains out... BIATCHHHHHH!
Dickbreath"
WHAS HAS HE BEEN DOING TO ME? YOU MORON. LOL!!! ITS MORE LIKE WE ARE FUCKKING YOUR BRAINS OUT YOU FUCKKING ELEPHANT MAN!!! LMAO!!! YOU WANT TO COME EAT MY ASS YOU FUCKKING STENCH!! LOL!! YOU HUNGRY FUCKKING WHORRE!! ROFLES!! YOU ARE BEING GANG BANGED HERE YOU FUCKKING SORE'Y ARABIAN ASS!! LOL!! WE ARE STRETCHING YOU (YOUR ASS) TO THE LIMITS!!! AAAAAAAAAHAAHHAHA!! FUCKK YOUR 86 PORSCHE YOU CHEAP MOTHER FUCKKER. LOL! DIMITRI WILL HAVE A FUCKKING FERRARI YOU BITTCH. LOL!! AND WE WILL BE TRADING YOU ON THE OPEN MARKET, WITH YOUR LEGS WIDE OPEN. AND THE DAILY/NIGHTLY TRADE WONT CLOSE. WHY? BECAUSE YOU NEVER CLOSE YOUR LEGS YA FUCKKING BIMBO!! AHAHAHA!
October 11, 2000 3:53 pm
bernstein swine THIS IS FOR YOU
Yo momma's so ugly, she turned 3 cannibals into vegetarians.
Yo Momma is so ugly, the psychiatrist makes her lay face-down on the couch!
Yo momma's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Yo momma's so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning!
Yo momma's so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo momma's so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies!
Yo momma's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!
Yo momma's so ugly, they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars!
Yo momma's so ugly, instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck!
Yo momma's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her!
Yo momma's so ugly, when she walks down the street in September, people say, "Damn, is it Halloween already?"
Yo momma's so ugly, even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo momma's so ugly, when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her!
Yo momma's so ugly, doctors hire her to stand outside their offices to make people sick!
October 11, 2000 3:55 pm
Igor,
"Jake" and "smart" just don't go together..
October 11, 2000 4:02 pm
Yo momma's so fat, her belly button's got an echo.
Yo momma's so fat, the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!!
Yo Momma's so fat, she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo momma's so fat, I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitch's good side!
Barnswein this an accurate description of your old lady eh
Yo momma's so fat, she uses a mattress for a tampon!
Yo momma's so fat, she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose!
Yo momma's so fat, that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips!
Yo momma's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real!
Yo momma's so fat, when you slap her thigh you can ride the wave!
Yo momma's so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
Yo momma's so fat, when she dances she makes the band skip.
Yo momma's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 13 years to live.
Yo momma's so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
Yo momma's so fat, her ass has its own congressman.
Yo momma's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Yo momma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
Yo momma's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
Yo momma's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Yo momma's so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.
Yo momma's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Yo momma's so fat, her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.
Yo momma's so fat, every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo momma's so fat, she fell in love and broke it!
Yo momma's so fat, she's on both sides of the family!
Yo momma's so fat, she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo momma's so fat, when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Yo momma's so fat, she's got her own area code!
Yo momma's so fat, when she has sex, she has to give directions!
Yo momma's so fat, when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps!
Yo momma's so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized!
Yo momma's so fat, even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo momma's so fat, they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it!
Yo momma's so fat, she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo momma's so fat, her legs are like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo momma's so fat, she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard!
Yo momma's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again!
Yo momma's so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway!
Yo momma's so fat, she stands in two time zones!
Yo momma's so fat, people jog around her for exercise!
Yo momma's so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone!
Yo momma's so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world!
Yo momma's so fat, when she is at the beach, people run around yelling "Free Willy!"
Yo momma's so fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "Okay!"
Yo momma's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say "Taxi!"
Yo momma's so fat, she has to pull down her pants to get into her pockets!
Yo momma's so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!
Yo momma's so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read "One at a time, please"!
Yo momma's so fat, God couldn't light Earth till she moved!
Yo momma's so fat, NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo momma's so fat, whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo momma's so fat, even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo momma's so fat, when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo momma's so fat, that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo momma's so fat, they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets on the scale it says to be continued!
Yo momma's so fat, that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas!
Yo momma's so fat, the animals at the zoo feed her!
Yo momma's so fat, you have to grease the door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side just to get her through it!
Yo momma's so fat, she sets off car alarms when she runs!
Yo momma's so fat, when she wears a Malcolm X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo momma's so fat, when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!
Yo momma's so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up!
Yo momma's so fat, after sex she smokes a turkey!
Yo momma's so fat, her blood type is Ragu!
Yo momma's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and made skittles!
Yo momma's so fat, she has shocks on her toilet seat!
Yo momma's so fat, she uses hula-hoops to hold up her stockings!
Yo momma's so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box!
Yo momma's so fat, she shaves her legs with a lawnmower!
Yo momma's so fat, she wakes up in sections!
October 11, 2000 4:10 pm
Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo momma's armpits are so hairy, she looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock!
Yo momma's so stinky, she made Right Guard turn left!
Yo momma is like Betty Crocker icing, always ready to spread!
Yo momma is like Crazy Eddie's, she's practically giving it away!
Yo momma is like a 7-11, on every corner and always open!
Yo momma is like a birthday cake, everybody gets a piece!
Yo momma is like a bubble-gum machine, 25 cents a blow!
Yo momma is like a bus, guys climb on and off her all day!
Yo momma's so poor, when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Yo momma's so poor, she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
Yo momma's so dirty, she has to creep up on bath water!
Yo momma's so dirty, the soap says NOPE!
Yo momma's so short, every time she farts, she blows sand in her shoes!
Yo momma's so short, you can see her feet on her drivers license!
Yo momma's so short, she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime!
Yo momma's so short, she has to cuff her underwear!
Yo momma's so nasty, she has to put ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh!
Yo momma's so nasty, she brings crabs to the beach!
Yo momma's so nasty, I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection!
Yo momma's so nasty, she went swimming and now we have the dead sea!
Yo momma's so nasty, she has to wear long dresses to hide the no pest strip!
Yo momma's like potato chips, Fri-Too-Lay!
Yo momma's like a screen door, after a couple bangs she tends to loosen up!
Yo momma's like a refrigerator, everyone likes to put their meat in her!
Yo momma's so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth!
Yo momma's so hairy, she's got an afro on her nipples!
Yo momma's so hairy, she shaves with a weedwhacker!
Yo momma's so hairy, her electric shaver has three settings: light, medium, and TIMBER!
Yo momma's so slutty, when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt!
Yo momma's so greasy, she used bacon as a band-aid!
Yo momma's so greasy, she sweats Crisco!
Yo momma's so skinny, she hula hoops with a cheerio!
Yo momma's so skinny, she has to wear a belt with spandex!
Yo momma's so skinny, she turned sideways and disappeared!
Yo momma's so bald, you can see what's on her mind!
Yo momma's so bald, that she took a shower and got brain-washed!
Yo momma's so bald, she has holes in her pockets so that she can run her fingers through her hair!
Yo momma's so tall, she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon!
Yo momma has so much hair on her upper lip, she had to braid it!
Yo momma has an ass so big, she has to •••• in a dumpster!
Yo momma's head is so big, it shows up on radar!
Yo momma's lips are so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray!
Yo momma's teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice!
October 11, 2000 4:29 pm
So , this is the err stimulating, intellectual high that DMS has sunk to.
Well done Allam!
You wanted something with an IQ less than that of an ostrich.
Guys! (wink) I'm talking collective!!!
October 11, 2000 5:02 pm
Very intriguing, and sometimes I have felt a little akward about the childish craap I post. Well not anymore!!!! Keep up the good work
October 11, 2000 6:36 pm
I believe that Volk's brain cells have been deprived of oxygen (and vodka) far too long.
October 11, 2000 6:58 pm
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