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Starting the day with some jokes.


Work Lessons
Lesson Number One
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A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.
A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him,
"Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?"
The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat
on the ground below the crow, and rested.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Management Lesson: To be SITTING AND DOING NOTHING, YOU MUST BE SITTING VERY, VERY HIGH UP.


Lesson Number Two
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A turkey was chatting with a bull.
"I would love to be able to get to the top of that
tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found
that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Management Lesson:
BULLSHIIT might get you TO THE TOP, but IT WON'T KEEP YOU THERE.


Lesson Number Three
****************
A little bird was flying south for the winter.
It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the
ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it.
As the frozen bird laythere in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was.The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began
to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!

Management Lessons:
1) Not everyone who drops shiit on you is your ENEMY.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shiit is your FRIEND.
3) And when you're in deep shiit, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!

Bush, health care stats:

http://www.georgewbush.com/News.asp?FormMode=NR&ID=1723

Everyone on vacation today?

I am not, Kev 😉

LADIES AND GENTS (AND MY FRIEND SORE):


TOYMAN FROM SERBIAN CAFE, OPENED HIS OWN FORUM (UNDERGROUND SERBIAN CAFE). THE PLACE IS BRAND NEW AND AS LONG AS WE HAVE RIGHT PEOPLE MODERATING IT, THIS PLACE WILL BE A NOTHING, BUT A CLEANER VERSION OF SERBIAN CAFE.

TOYMAN IS HIREING A TEAM OF MODERATORS. "RUSS" IS ALREADY ELLECTED I AM ON OF THE CANDIDATES FOR HIS TEAM.

WHOEVER IS INTERESTED PLEASE GO THERE, CHECK OUT THE SIDE, WILL YA, POST AWAY, WILL YA 🙂 ..AND IF YOU THINK I AM WORTHY OF CENCORING AND MODERATING THE FORUM, ALONG WITH "RUSS", "KIM G.", WELL, MAYBE YOU CAN CAST YOU VOTE FOR ME..ALONG WITH OTHER MODERATORS, I AM MORE THAN CERTAIN, I'LL BE DOING A GOOD, UNBIASED JOB.

HERE'S THE LINK:

http://network54.com/Hide/Forum/84302

ENJOY!

hey, I just got two more votes there!

is it you guys? An any case - thanxxxxx 🙂

CAN I BE A MODERATOR TOO?

I JUST SENT MY APPLICATION IN. AND THIS IS WHAT I WROTE ABOUT MYSELF....

"Hello. I am known as Ultra Russian Nationalist. I am currently residing in Moscow, Russia. I have experience in message boards for over 1.5 years now. My experience has led me to become the president of both the DMS (Disaster Message Service) Board, and the former Serbian Cafe Board. I am a very intelligent and open minded person who believes that everyone has equal rights to express their political and personal beliefs on the internet. Although i am against the expansionistic/militaristic west (USA/NATO), i do have friends that are from there. Even though we have differences, this is a reality and we must co-exist in a peaceful manner. My political views are leftist and i am a strong backer of the KPRF. Despite this, i keep my views and opinions open to anyone who has a reasonable understanding of current events and past ones, as well as any kind of politics and anything wished to be discussed in general. Just as long as people can support their beliefs or opinions with facts, evidence(proof), links, and sources where they have gotten their information. "A good opinion is nothing with supporting factual information" -Ultra Russian Nationalist. Thank you, I know I will be your ideal candidate to take message boards and posting forums well into the next year!

Za Pobedy!

I REALIZE NOW... THAT NONE OF YOU EVER ACCEPTED OR LIKED MY PRESENCE. I SEE IT HERE, I SAW IT ON SC, AND ON DMS. SO I WILL DO ALL OF YOU A BIG FAVOR AND CEASE TO EXIST ALTOGETHER, SINCE ITS WHAT YOU ALL REALLY WISH FOR. HAVE YOUR FUTURE ENJOYMENTS ON THE BOARDS WITH ULTRA. TODAY IS A BITTER DAY. THIS MARKS ME ENDING DAYS AT DMS. FAREWELL...
FOREVER....

WITHOUT ULTRA. I MENT.

GOODBYE...

"Moskovsky Komsomolets"
THE ISLAMIC BROTHERHOOD HAS RUSSIA ALL DIVIDED

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Russian security services are sounding an alarm about Islamic extremist organizations operating within Russia. This week they raided the offices of the Society for Social Reforms, a Muslim charity in Moscow. This group is said to be part of a global conspiracy by the Islamic Brotherhood.


The security services are monitoring Islamic groups across Russia.


On Monday and Tuesday the Federal Security Service (FSB) searched the Moscow office of a Kuwait-based charity, the Society for Social Reforms and also searched the apartments of its executives. The official FSB press release states That the Society has had contacts with Chechen querillas, Osama bi Laden, the Al-Gamaa, Al-Islamia and Al-Jihad al Islami terrorist groups and Bosnian guerillas. Documents and religious reading materials were confiscated.


The FSB has officially appealed to the Justice Ministry to ban the Society for Social Reforms.


The Society was registered by the Russian Justice Ministry in 1993. It has branches in 50 countries. It drew the attention of the Russian secret services after the apartment bloc bombings in Moscow in autumn 1999. The Moscow branch of the Society is headed by Ramis Khalitov. The Society operates under the aegis of the Kuwaiti United Aid Committee with headquarters in Kuwait. It raises money. Ali Salah Ali Zaiter, a Jordanian citizen, is the chief CIS coordinator. He is also in charge of the Central Asia regional branch in the city of Chimkent, Kazakhstan. Before the war the Society had a branch in Chechnya to which cash was sent from Baku, Azerbaidjan.


A year ago Kuzma Shalenkov, Deputy Chief of the Main Directorate for Combating economic crimes, announced that the list of the foreign organizations sponsoring Chechen guerillas included the society for Social Reforms.


Along with that, the organization was pledged to spend $200,000 on two buildings for the Russian Islamic University in Kazan. A convoy of humanitarian aid for Chechen refugees (120,000 tonnes of goods and 9,000 food parcels) was sent to Ingushetia this spring.


Secret services say that the Society was established by the extremist wing of the Islamic Brotherhood, an international Islamic association. They say it mostly used its funds to recruit followers for infiltration of government bodies, and to analyse the military, geographic, sociopolitical and economic situation in the CIS for future expansion, including the military expansion. The Kuwait religious group Living Legacy of Islam is in the same sort of business. It has paid $40,000 into the bank account of the Caucasus centre, a Wahhabi fundamentalist group.


Secret services have been keeping an eye on the Islamic Brotherhood for over two years.


The Islamic Brotherhood is out to establish a “great Islamic caliphate”. A Great Adygeya is planned, for example, in the Krasnodar and Stavropol territories.


From our folders:


The Islamic Brotherhood is a religious-political Islamic organization with branches in many Arab countries. It has often tried to organise plots in Egypt, Sudan Syria and Yemen.


The movement is out to establish a society based on principles of “Islamic law”. It had almost a million members back in the 40s.


In 1949 the movement split into the independent organizations scattered across the Middle East, Africa and Asia. All together they are known as the Islamic Brotherhood (sometimes as Al-Ihvan). There are three trends in the movement nowadays – “moderate” followers of Al-Banna and Kutba, “Islamic democrats” who advocate “Islamic socialism”, and extremist organizations (Al-Jihad is just the most notorious of them).


The Islamic Brotherhood set up its first branch in Grozny, Chechnya, in summer 1992. Instructors from Afghanistan, Pakistan, Libya and Algeria trained almost 1,5000 guerillas at the Benoi base in the mountains. Some reports indicate that the first six Chechen Islamic Brotherhood detachments were formed there to repel any possible military aggression from Russia. The detachments were sponsored by the Middle East headquarters of the movement.


Bislan Gantammirov’s party, The Islamic Way, transformed itself into a branch of Islamic Brotherhood in 1992, but fall apart that the same year.


The Islamic Brotherhood also had a branch in Makhachkala, Daghestan. It was headed by Adam Muhamed Adam, a citizen of Sudan.


This March secret service agents in Rostov searched the rooms of Middle East students at the local medial college, and discovered an entire Arabic library. The books and leaflets advocate a war until victory, i.e. the establishment of the “great Islamic State”. All these materials were published courtesy of the World Assembly of Islamic Youth, an organization banned in most countries.


There have been many similar finds recently.


In the meantime, global plans of a “great Islamic state” are slowly but surely being implemented. Take, for example, the invasion of Kyrgyzstan by extremists from the Islamic Movement of Uzbekistan, operating from their bases in Tajikistan. They intended to take over the Fergana Valley and begin establishing the new state from there.


This year guerillas have attacked Uzbekistan from the territory of Kyrgyzstan.


Islamic extremists are not hiding. One of the Wahhabi bases is in Baku, in the Djanjlik district. It is commanded by Muhamed Salem Abdel Hamid, a Saudi citizen, Mohammed Ali Horoko (there are reports that he fought in Chechnya); Aref Abdalla and Hauruzi Kaid Abdelrahman, both from Yemen. The base is controlled by the World Assembly of Islamic Youth.


Some other bases operate in the Crimea.


Nobody listens the warnings from the secret services. And extremists are described as opposition forces facing repression from the state. Sure, neglecting a global threat is easier…

Kremlin Turns up the Heat on Russian Tycoon Berezovsky

MOSCOW, Oct 19, 2000 -- (Agence France Presse) Jetting back into Moscow from abroad, Russia's one-time kingmaker, billionaire tycoon Boris Berezovsky, met with an unwelcome reminder of his precipitous fall from grace.

Claiming he was forced at short notice to vacate his palatial home near the Russian capital, rented for several hundred thousand dollars a year from the state, he says he had to book into a hotel like an ordinary business traveler.

The Kremlin's property manager, Vladimir Kozhin, denied the decision was political and insisted that Berezovsky had been granted four weeks to hand over the keys to the property three months ago.

But Berezovsky, who pulled the levers of power under former president Boris Yeltsin, is the focus of a bid by the Kremlin to rid itself of a troublesome critic and political opponent, commentators say.

The tycoon has accused President Vladimir Putin of hounding him using the threat of prosecution, after prosecutors grilled him about the alleged embezzlement of hundreds of millions of dollars from flag carrier Aeroflot.

"The full responsibility for this political affair lies directly with the president. But as I have already said, I don't give into blackmail," he said Tuesday.

Berezovsky, who claimed last month he was threatened with jail by the authorities if he did not relinquish his 49-percent holding in Russia's most popular television station ORT, was investigated once before in the Aeroflot case in 1999.

But the case suddenly collapsed as Yeltsin fired left-leaning Prime Minister Yevgeny Primakov, accused by Berezovsky of being behind the prosecution.

The Kremlin this time around is serving Berezovsky notice that he should quietly leave the country and drop his opposition to the new Putin regime, said respected Moscow commentator Yevgeny Volk.

Volk said Berezovsky was in the same situation as Vladimir Gusinsky, the owner of the largest independent Russian media group, who has not returned to Russia since he was briefly jailed on fraud charges in June.

"The authorities don't want those two to remain here, to play an active political role. Their interference in Russian politics appears dangerous for the Kremlin," said Volk, head of the Heritage Foundation think-tank.

"They would prefer to conclude some kind of agreement with him (Berezovsky) so that he remains out of the country in his villas in the Cote d'Azur so he stays outside the Russian political arena," he added.

Gusinsky is already effectively in exile, his Media-MOST empire having been a constant thorn in the side of the Kremlin with its critical coverage of the year-long war in Chechnya, and probes into high-level corruption.

Last week he invited Russian prosecutors to Israel, saying he would only provide testimony in a criminal case against him outside Russia.

Gusinsky said he had "no guarantees" that he would be not be thrown into prison the moment he appeared to give testimony.

His media group, which includes the flagship NTV private television station, has been locked in a debt dispute with natural gas giant Gazprom, whose largest shareholder is the state.

The move has been widely regarded as a government attempt to take over Media-MOST.

Berezovsky, once a fierce rival of Gusinsky when he himself was still a Kremlin insider, said Monday that the two had met outside Russia.

Gusinsky advised him not to go to the general prosecutor's office "because they will either put you in prison or kill you," Berezovsky said.

After Putin's pledge to crack down on Russia's business elite, known here as "oligarchs", the band of tycoons who amassed fabulous wealth and political influence in the Yeltsin era, others have made sure they escape a similar fate.

"They have understood the new rules of the game. They are keeping a low profile and are not trying to get involved in politics," said Vyacheslav Nikonov, director of the Fond Politika think-tank.

saw the underground cafe just now, and what has
changed?
=koff=
not a godDAMN thing.

i was impersonated at speaker's corner and this
new cafe thursday. could it mean i've nailed these
rodents so thoroughly they're obsessed?

i've logged in at the latter so that the
impersonators will be more obvious.

why do i bother?

To L'MENEXE

DO NOT BOTHER THIS BOARD WITH YOUR PETTY PROBLEMS. THEY ARE OF NO CONCERN TO ME NOR THE SEPHARDIC JEWS.
More important things are at stake like this stupid Russian man wanting to be Moderator!!!


I DO NOT WANT TO SEE RUSSIANS AS MODERATORS, NOT NOW NOT EVER -

IS THAT UNDERSTOOD?

SHALOM

By Ultra Russian Nationalist ( - 208.14.205.1) on Thursday, October 19, 2000 - 04:08 pm:
I JUST SENT MY APPLICATION IN. AND THIS IS WHAT I WROTE ABOUT MYSELF....

"Hello. I am known as Ultra Russian Nationalist. I am currently residing in Moscow, Russia. I have experience in message boards for over 1.5 years now. My experience has led me to become the president of both the DMS (Disaster Message Service) Board, and the former Serbian Cafe Board. I am a very intelligent and open minded person

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